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More than you ever wanted to know about Uranus!

- Uranus is now the most distant planet from the sun now the "ex-planet" Pluto has been demoted

URANUS Jokes

- Thanks to scientist Ben Dover's discovery, we can all look up at Uranus now.

- Due to the poisonous gases that exist, Man can not survive anywhere near Uranus.

- The top religious and scientific figures are debating whether Uranus is holy or not.

- I'm the leading Internet expert on Uranush

Primo Uranus Jokes

Why did NASA cancel the mission to Uranus?
They couldn't handle the gas problem.
What's the worst place to get stuck in space?
Uranus... it's full of surprises.
Teacher: What comes after Earth?
Kid: Hopefully not Uranus again.
I asked the astronomer where he was heading.
He said, "Straight for Uranus!"
I told him, "Buy me dinner first."
What did the alien say when they landed on Uranus?
"Wow, it's not as cracked as I expected!"
Why is Uranus so hard to study?
Because scientists keep giggling.
My friend told me they discovered rings around Uranus.
I told them, "You might want to see a doctor about that."
What's worse than a black hole?
A cold night on Uranus.
Why don't astronauts like visiting Uranus?
Too many probing questions.
Did you hear Uranus has 27 moons?
That's a lot of cheek!

Why did Uranus break up with Neptune? Because it needed some space!
What did Saturn say to Uranus? "I can see your rings from here!"
Why did Uranus go to school? To get a little brighter!
How does Uranus organize a party? It planet!
Why did Uranus get a job? It wanted to make some extra gas!
What do you call a funny planet? Uranus, because it always cracks people up!
Why did Uranus bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high spirits!
What's Uranus's favorite type of music? Rock-et and roll!
Why did Uranus go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues!
How does Uranus keep its secrets? It keeps them in orbit!

We almost bouth socking YOUR ANUS instead of this website.

These drink receipts were created by the founder of Shocking Uranus,
and I'll give you one guess what the first one is called.

Shocking Uranus

1 Rum
1/2 Chamborge
1/2 Grape
Top Champagne

Tigerball Tuesdays

1 Capitian Morgans
1 Champagne
1 Grape

Narcissistic Winbag

1 Scotch
1 Whisky

DickSteelman

1 Scotch
1 Whisky
Top with Jager

Dallas Douchebag

1 Grey Goose
1Soco
Splash OJ, PJ, GJ

Monte Brewster

1 Goldschlager
1 Creme de Cocca
Top Champaigne*

None of the above leave out the champaigne

The Spalding

1 Sake
1 Jagermeister
1 PJ

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